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Funny Property Listing Descriptions

Have you been thinking about buying a home? If you've started looking, at least in Connecticut or Massachusetts, you've probably run across a few listing descriptions that have really stood out. You can almost picture yourself entering the grand foyer with cathedral ceilings. You can see yourself preparing your Thanksgiving dinner in your spacious country kitchen with granite countertops and stainless steel appliances. You probably imagine yourself walking into your living room with gleaming hard wood floors.

Scan some of the local property listings, and you'll see what I mean. 

I admire those agents who have a such a talent for being so descriptive, and can also appreciate some of my peers who may not have as colorful of language, and still get the point across.

Take a peek at this YouTube video from Ellen that we found recently.